As we approach the dawn of Infinity War, I figured it was time to take a gander at Marvel Cinematic Universe and the movies that have accompanied it throughout these past ten years. To think, ten years ago, we were seeing Iron Man face off with Nick Fury, possibly setting up a sequel that could lead to something bigger than anyone could ever imagine. Not only did they create such a detailed and vast franchise, filled to the brim with worlds and characters that could last us until the next two decades to truly feel justified in getting to know. So without further ado, and to save myself the trouble of reviewing all of them one by one, in extensive detail, I decided to do a ranking on my favorite MCU movie to my least favorite. Now, please know this is my list, not your's. If you disagree with any of these, that's fine, but please keep it civilized and don't take my word as everybody else's.
With that said, let's dive into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, starting with my absolute favorite!
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1. First off, I will admit that this film isn’t nearly as well made as some of these other entries, but out of all of the movies that have come from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Guardians of the Galaxy was the film that I had low hopes for, but ended up loving it beyond what I had anticipated. The film has this cool sci-fi western feel to it, as you follow this group of outlaws end up saving the galaxy from a tyrannical warlord, all while grooving to some classic disco and rock. Every scene has something new and exciting that I end up discovering every time I watch it, and they never got boring in the slightest. It was a fun thrill ride that I never thought I was missing up until, and each of the characters are all memorable in their own right.
2. If you were to ask me which of the films in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, regardless of opinion, which of the films was the best written, tightly directed, and powerfully performed, my answer would automatically be Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Some would say Civil War, but we’ll get to that eventually. Winter Soldier took everything that was good about The First Avenger, and updated it into this really gripping spy thriller that is packed with easter eggs, but not so jarring as to seem out of place. I also love that I can go from the first film to this, without feeling like I missed anything from films in between. The twists and turns this movie takes go beyond anything that MCU had done prior, or even since then. The Russo Brothers truly did their best to make sure everything about this film was as consistent and without any loose ends in the slightest, and it’s no wonder they were chosen to be Joss Whedon’s successors. This movie truly is the shining example of a perfect movie.
3. While a lot of people see Guardians Vol. 2 as not that great of a film, I see it as another equally entertaining and thrilling experience all the way through. I ended up seeing the film three times in theatres, and it only got better with each passing view, and personally I enjoyed it as much as the first movie. However, choices have to be made, and so it at least makes the Top 3. While the story doesn’t really have much effect with the rest of the story in the MCU, that’s actually what I enjoyed most about it; it tells us that these characters don’t need references to the rest of movies, to be satisfying in any way. We still get some kick ass action, with some ironically fitting music to accompany it, the jokes are still funny even after the third or fourth time I’ve seen it, and the ending still gets me a little choked up. People may disagree, but that’s what makes it special to talk about.
4. At this point, the first phase of the Marvel Cinematic Universe was kind of put in a balance of “probably stable,” despite the box office success of their previous films. The quality was put into question, and by the time they got to their 2nd blockbuster of 2011, people were positive to mixed; even I at the time admit that it was kind of the same thing they did before. However, after later viewings, I ended up loving it more for what it truly meant for a lot of people. It felt a lot like the first Christopher Reeve Superman film, with the heart and soul of fighting for the American spirit that had been missing from most other superhero movies; heck, even the Spiderman trilogy didn’t have that level of heart. Chris Evans ended up being such a perfect choice for Steve Rogers, and since then, he’s been my favorite character to follow throughout the franchise. His determination and gut feeling always had me rooting for him, the support he gives and receives in return is compelling, and I just love the dedication to recreating the 1940’s. It was also the first superhero movie I ever bought on blu ray, and 3D blu ray (despite me still not having a 3D tv, just as the market for it is nearly finished...shit).
5. The story of a snarky, rich, talented, fast talker, who climbs himself out of the pit of tragedy, and comes out a man with a suit more powerful than any military weaponry imaginable. A lot was really riding on Iron Man to succeed, especially considering that it was going to be the gambling start of a much bigger project; thankfully, it ended up being far better than anything anyone could ever imagine. It even did the impossible, and made former celebrity mess, Robert Downey Jr, not only a star again, but one of the biggest names in Hollywood. Hell, with the release of this and Tropic Thunder, which got him an Oscar nod, he made 2008 his big comeback year. While there were a few familiar tropes from previous Marvel movies, Jon Favreau made it funny, clever, and fresh enough to let us truly believe a hero like Iron Man could truly stand out among the greats. And after seeing that teaser that first started the possibility of a bigger film franchise, or possibly a universe, it tells you how far we’ve truly come.
6. The most recent entry in the MCU, Black Panther makes it this high on the list, mostly in how much of an impact it has already accomplished, and how tightly written it was. Even I will admit, the action scenes aren’t as strong as previous entries, but with how this film dives into both these characters and the politics of Wakanda, it has exposition dumps that have even me fascinated by it, because I want to know more about these people. Not only that, but it has the second instance of a Marvel film in which the villain is better than the hero, that villain being Killmonger. You could tell that when Ryan Coogler signed on to this, you could tell that he was going to make Michael B. Jordan a selling point, and that decision did not disappoint at all. I’ve gone over this fairly recently, so I’ll conclude by saying, Wakanda Forever! Let’s get a Black Panther 2!
7. If I had to be honest, I love this movie because of how unbelievably dumb it is. The story is chaotic, the characters are ridiculously having fun (some Goldbluming it up), the action is over-the-top, and it’s just so damn funny. After dealing with two outings, one a Shakespeare tale of a fallen prince, to a trial of redemption to stop an Infinity Stone user, to just having a fun time while on drugs. Much like Guardians of the Galaxy, this film makes it because of how fun it was, regardless of the writing or directing. The only difference is with how much comedy this film packs in, it kind of takes away from the pace of the film when it’s trying to actually get the story going. Plus, there were a few jokes I noticed that were recycled from previous MCU movies, such as Banner jumping and failing to transform. Despite this, when you have an opening action scene and finale action scene, both accompanied by Led Zepplin’s Immigrant Song, with the Hulk fighting a giant wolf, you better have something that makes it worth revisiting again.
8. The black sheep of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and unfortunately one people are very mixed on. Personally, when you look at it through the eyes of when this was released, it’s actually a lot better than people give credit for. I mean, remember when Ang Lee’s Hulk came out? This movie felt like a relief, and most of it stemmed from the controversial choice of bring on Edward Norton. While Mark Ruffalo has definitely made Bruce Banner his own, I feel like Edward Norton also deserves a bit of credit, considering that he ultimately re-wrote the script for this movie. You can tell that there was a lot of passion behind it, that Norton really wanted to go further with the character in areas we may not have thought about. Hell, he was even the one who put in the line “Hulk, SMASH!” in the film’s climax. It’s a shame that this film has barely been acknowledged by the rest of the MCU, but considering Universal still owns the rights, I guess that does make it a little problematic. It does make you wonder what would have happened, had Norton not been fired from the project, if Marvel was willing to take that risk. But then again, we wouldn’t have films like Birdman or every Wes Anderson movie since 2012...now that makes me think, how would Mark Ruffalo voice Sammy Bagel Jr. in Sausage Party?
9. A sequel that many people hated...and yet I say, “Really?” Sure, the villain is a little generic (what else is new), the comedy with Stellan Skarsgard isn’t that great and Kat Dennings is still an annoying twat, but everything else I deeply enjoyed. I’m surprised nobody else mentions the scene where Thor tries to get Loki’s help, and sees that he’s been torn by hearing about his mother’s death, because that was a pretty strong moment for those two. I thought the story was a lot bigger of scope than what I got with The Avengers, the action was ten times what it has been, and the comedic moments were pretty good. It was pretty much what I enjoyed about Thor: Ragnarok, just with a few grievances, but essentially the kind of fun I was looking for. And with more Loki, who's to complain?
10. The story of a snarky, rich, talented, fast talker, who climbs himself out of the pit of tragedy, and comes out...a kung-fu wizard. See, no one will notice the difference. Coming off of the next movie on our list, Doctor Strange was able to bring something fresh and new to the table, diving more into the mystical arts of the Marvel Universe. While I thought some of the villains were generic, and not ignoring the Iron Man similarities, this movie is both visually stunning and fascinating to learn about, much like how Black Panther had such interesting politics that invested me. Benedict Cumberpatch is a great Steven Strange, and seeing his road to redemption, as well as learning how to control the Time Stone, this is one that I sorely regret not seeing in 3D in theaters...stupid expensive and obsolete 3D televisions.
11. What? The most highly praised of the Captain America trilogy isn’t in the Top 10? How could you say that? Sure, this film has some fantastic action, the story was very intriguing for both the story at hand AND real world problems going on, the introduction of Black Panther was deeply welcomed, Spiderman was good (despite feeling forced), so why not higher? Well, it sadly comes down to one element, and that’s the villain. Zemo was not only the worst thing about the movie, but his involvement completely shatters what could have been the very best of the MCU. First off, his plan this whole time was to find the Winter Soldiers hidden away, kill them, and hope that Cap, Bucky, and Tony, to all be in this bunker at once, so he can show them the tape of the Stark parents’ murder. Black Widow released all of SHIELD’s secret documents in The Winter Soldier, and your telling me this didn’t come up? And if it did, it took Tony until he was SHOWN it to find out the truth? Also, Zemo is gambling on all three of them to be there, so what would have happened if Tony wasn’t told where to go by Falcon? Second, this wouldn’t have been an issue, had they not opened the movie with the killing off of Crossbones (played by Frank Grillo), who is a Captain America villain that was established in The Winter Soldier. Sorry, as much as I loved Civil War, Zemo ruined it.
12. Oh, I know plenty of you are already screaming in your heads at me for putting this on the lower half, ESPECIALLY under Thor: The Dark World, but I take nothing back here. Look, do I like this movie? Yes. Do I think it’s a blast that was worth seeing three times in theatres? Probably, but I did regardless. Does it live up to every bit of expectation it went out of its way for? Honestly, not to me. I mean, there isn’t anything wrong with the movie, it’s just that...I don’t love it. I think it’s fun and exciting when it needs to be, it’s just...I felt like I was getting some of the same stuff that I had seen before, just with a bigger budget. Keep in mind, I didn’t grow up reading comic books, so I don’t have the same anticipated childhood feels that everyone else gets, but I do enjoy the movie and respect what it means to everyone. It’s just that in this case, it’s not one that I get the most excited for.
13. Kind of a shame that Thor’s first two movies are on the low end, but that’s just how I feel it to be. Besides, I don’t hate Thor, I just think it’s alright at best. It does most of the stereotypical fish-out-of-water scenarios, with some funny moments and cool fight scenes, but it feels so...by the numbers. I get that the character and lore of the God of Thunder is a little hard to get a true grasp on, at least until much later, but considering you have a Shakespearean director such as Kenneth Branagh at the helm, expectation levels can vary. Of course, it did introduce us to Tom Hiddleston’s Loki, who would later take the reigns as Marvel’s villain king for the time being.
14. It was kind of a toss-up between this and the previous Avengers on which should be higher, but as you could tell, I went with the first film to be ahead. Don’t get me wrong, Age of Ultron is still a damn entertaining movie, especially in its finale, but what ruins it is the beginning of the movie. Up until the team begins searching for Ultron, the first act feels a little rushed and just throws you into an action scene, with the Avengers hunting for Loki’s scepter...okay, would have liked a little context as to WHEN they united, but okay. They even shoehorn in Ultron, right out of nowhere, and they make it seem as though Tony’s been working on this for several films (again, they should have done that with the post credits scenes). Also, the biggest problem I have is that it’s a film that requires homework to truly enjoy. If you go into this after seeing all the MCU movies, you’d be fine; however, going into this, from Avengers to Age of Ultron, you end up with references and plot points that make you lost as to what’s happening. There are even scenes in this movie that don’t really end up having a pay-off in the long run, such as the fight in Wakanda between Iron Man and Hulk not being brought up in Civil War, or the well scene that foreshadowed Ragnarok. Joss Whedon has admitted that all of these were notes that Kevin Feige gave him to work with, and you can tell that Whedon didn’t want to do them; this is what led to him leaving Marvel with a sour taste in his mouth, and something that affected another movie we’ll get to. This was the sign telling me that Marvel was more concerned about not pausing and just shovelling out references and characters that hardly get any build up. Some characters that were SUPPOSED to be major parts of the story, such as Thomas Kretschmann who plays the one holding the Maximoff twins, gets axed off after the first act. Or what about the sudden romance that Banner and Romanoff suddenly have. While the film is good, it does get gradually worse the more you think about it. It’s still a well made movie, and one that I’d happily watch, but with these kinds of scenes that make you feel like you need to play catch up in order to enjoy, it’s hard to say it’s the best. As the big finale to MCU Phase 2, it’s disappointing...oh wait, it’s not even the last film in Phase 2, which is even MORE disappointing, because that last film would have been a proper build up to Age of Ultron.
15. Anything more disappointing than a finale that’s not even a finale to Phase 2, is the beginning film of Phase 2. I know a lot of people like this movie, and if you do, more power to you, but much like Age of Ultron, this is another one of those films that I think less of every time I watch it. Sure, it has a great concept, exploring Tony’s psychosis after the events of The Avengers and how it affects everyone else around him, but I feel like that isn’t better explored until Age of Ultron, which again, would have been a great way for Tony to introduce working on the Ultron Project. Why couldn’t you have that start HERE, where it was SUPPOSED to be like that? And while we do focus on Tony’s PTSD, it’s pushed aside to focus on Ben Kinglsey pulling a BS move where instead of being a middle eastern terrorist, he’s a drunk actor, while the real Mandarin is some jerk who got snubbed by Tony one time? Come on. Apart from that, the film’s alright and does still have an interesting narrative following Tony after The Avengers. Just wish it could have been handled better.
16. And here we come to the first MASSIVE disappointment of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man 2. In its defense, Iron Man 2 isn’t...awful. Is it good? No, but compared to most other superhero sequels, or action sequels in general, this is still a hell of a lot better than most. The action is still pretty decent, Robert Downey Jr. is still enjoyable as Tony Stark, Mickey Rourke had a very promising role to the film, and Sam Rockwell dances (don’t you argue with me on that one). But...yeah, you can tell that Marvel was desperate for a hit, and needed to rush this after Incredible Hulk bombed, sadly. There’s not really much to add, except it’s a sequelitis product, plain and simple.
17. This was probably my most anticipated in the MCU...until May 23rd of 2014. In case you didn’t know, Edgar Wright, a cinematic legend of the 21st century, was originally slated to helm this movie, having been passionate about doing it since 2003; however, after Marvel wanted Wright to mention the rest of the MCU and remind people more of it being in this world, but he didn’t want that. This resulted in Wright having to leave the project to focus on Baby Driver, a GOOD movie, and the project was left to be manufactured by Marvel (I know Peyton Reed is credited, but let’s admit the truth). As much as I don’t want to step on people’s toes on this one, but this film aggravates me more on what it COULD have been, as opposed to what we did get; although, the latter doesn’t help either. This film is more by-the-numbers than Thor, the action is pretty mediocre, most of the jokes don’t land, and I just felt cheated. Luckily, Paul Rudd was able to shine better in Captain America: Civil War, but as a solo film goes, I think he should have stuck with Hulk’s plan.
18. I know, I know. Some of you are shaking your head at me AGAIN, after I tore this film one in my review and Top 15 Worst Films of 2017 video, but I take nothing back. Tom Holland is a great Spiderman, and it pisses me off even more that this is the best they give him; his character is a complete 180 of what he was in Civil War, by showing us that he vlogged nearly his entire trip to Germany (basically exposing his stupid ass), and having his only motive for being Spiderman in the movie is whining about wanting to be an Avenger. After about ten minutes, I grew tired of this guy’s dialogue every time he popped up...then we got to Ned Leeds, and all of my hate flew to a different target. Seriously, this guy was so obnoxious and aggravating to watch, I knew there was no going back for this movie, especially when they have this guy try to deliver some of the most cringe worthy comedy I’ve heard in a long time. I don’t understand why Marvel hired Jon Francis Daly and Jonathan Goldstein, the two douchebags who did Vacation with Ed Helms, because there was nothing funny in this movie, aside from one joke where Spidey shoots in the middle of a field. Aside from that, Michael Keaton was the only one in this movie who felt like he had any character development throughout the movie. The problem is that it isn’t called Vulture: Homecoming, it’s called SPIDERMAN: Homecoming! And speaking of which, Homecoming barely even takes part in the story at all. The final battle isn’t even AT Homecoming, because Peter ditches his friends to fight the Vulture, proving that he never learns from his mistakes, even after he had his suit taken from him. I have more problems with this movie as is, just go read my review for it. I hated this movie, and with the writers and director returning for the sequel, I’m not wasting my time with that.
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So that was my ranking of the current Marvel Cinematic Universe movies that I have seen. Agree, disagree, I don’t care. Next time, I’ll be back, fresh from war...INFINITY War, that is.
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