Monday, October 31, 2016

From Dusk Till Dawn 20th Anniversary: 13 Nerdy Nights of Horror Year 3 - Day 13



            Well, as we approach yet another Halloween around the corner, it’s come that time to wrap up our third year of 13 Nerdy Nights of Horror. But that begs the question, what film do we cap this year off with? I thought long and hard about this one, and I think the best way for me to cap this year off, is by talking about one of my favorite vampire films, and one that’s celebrating its 20th anniversary. And that film of which I speak of would have to come from Quentin Tarantino.

            I’ve talked plenty about Quentin Tarantino in previous reviews, stating him as my favorite film maker and all that jazz, so I’ll keep it as brief as possible. If you remember my “Top 7 Quentin Tarantino Movies,” you might recall me saying that I only included the films he directed, as opposed to anything else. Well, I figured to make up for that, I’ll be discussing one of those films that didn’t make the cut, and is celebrating its 20th anniversary this year. And it goes by the name of “From Dusk Till Dawn.”

            After the success of “Reservoir Dogs,” a few people in Hollywood took a sudden interest in Tarantino, and one of them was Robert Kurtzman. Kurtzman at the time had written out a story of two outlaw brothers who get roped into a fight with vampires, and had hired Tarantino to write a script based on that idea. When the script was finished, Robert Rodriquez was given the task of director and editor, the cast was assembled, and on January of 1996, “From Dusk Till Dawn” was released among the public.

            While the film wasn’t a big hit at the box office, nor was it as well received by critics, especially compared to Tarantino and Rodriguez’s previous works at the time, the film still managed to find new life as a cult classic. One of the aspects that make it differentiate from Tarantino’s other films and how they all connect with one another, is that “From Dusk Till Dawn” is a movie within the Tarantino universe, and the only other film that shares it in that regard is “Kill Bill.”

            The main thing that everybody remembers is the finale at the bar, where the brothers and the family they’re holding hostage go to war with the vampire tribe that resides there. However, it actually turns out to be the film’s biggest drawback. For most of the film, we’re focusing on these two brothers who are trying to get to Mexico, while holding a family of three hostage, and then to suddenly go into this supernatural B-movie, makes it feel like they spliced two different movies. That’s not to say both sides are bad, as they truly are so much fun to sit through, but I feel like the film needed a bit of foreshadowing to ease the audience in better.

            That, and some of the special effects can be a little cheap looking. I mean, the make-up and practical effects on the vampires do look neat, but when the film utilizes CGI, especially with transformation scenes, it looks pretty bad. Then again, it was the mid-90’s, and CGI was at the height of its exploitation.

            Aside from that, the film is exactly what it needs to be, and that’s be a fun cheese-fest. What Rodriguez and Tarantino were obviously trying to do was pay homage to the grindhouse films of the 70’s, something they would do again in 2007 with “Planet Terror” and “Death Proof.” The over-the-top action, the memorable one liners, and the cast of characters are all memorable, even the ones who show up at the third act with not that much screen time still manage to leave a good impression on you.

            Now what can be said about the tv series reboot that’s out right now. Well…I don’t really have an opinion on it, because I haven’t seen it. Although, I am aware that the first season is basically a retelling of the movie, so maybe some of the problems that I had with the film are handled better, being presented episodically with more to build off of. But maybe one day I’ll get around to it.

            As for the film, I do recommend that people give it a watch. Of course, you’d have to be in the right mindset to enjoy the film, because it isn’t a film that is going to settle in with everyone. It may not be written as clever as “Reservoir Dogs” or directed as slick as “Desperado,” but it’s not trying to be. It’s a B-movie, and a fun one at that. Whether you go buy the blu-ray or go see the 20th anniversary screening this Nov. 6 and 9th, it doesn’t matter. As long as you give the film a watch and come out with an opinion on it, that’s all that matters.

Rating: 8/10

            Now with that said and done, all I got left to say is thank you to all who have stuck around for the end. It’s been a blast looking over these films and sharing my thoughts on them with you guys, especially for the third year in a row. Luckily, I had more good films to talk about this Halloween season than bad. Of course, there were more films that I hated, but I’ll save those for a little later. With that said, hope you all have a wonderful night of horrors, and enjoy the festivities whatever way possible, in whatever fashion you so choose.


Happy Halloween, everybody!

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Ouija: Origin of Evil: 13 Nerdy Nights of Horror Year 3 - Day 12



            Back in 2014 when I did my first year of horror film reviews for Halloween, you may recall that I talked about a little film called “Ouija.” If you don’t, well I didn’t like it. The plot made no damn sense, the characters were all stock and cliché, the jump scares were extremely frustrating, and it made all of the previous bad horror films that I talked about that year look like “The Exorcist.” Yeah, it was pretty much the worst film Hasbro and Platinum Dunes have ever associated themselves with.

            However, due to the film being a Blum House production, it was made on a low budget, which was able to regain profits, despite the critics panning it down to the bone. And because it made enough profits back, it meant ANOTHER “Ouija” film…oh boy. However, instead of having Stiles White and Juliet Snowden, the couple that made the original film, the studio instead hired Jeff Howard and Mike Flanagan, the duo behind “Oculus,” to write a new film, with Flanagan attached to direct. I figured since it was still the month of Halloween, and that there weren’t any other new horror films out in theaters at the moment aside from Fathom Event re-releases, I decided to give this one a shot.

            “Ouija: Origin of Evil” is a prequel that tells us the events that transpired in the first film’s house, back in 1967. We are introduced to Alice, and her daughters, Lina and Doris, who work as con artist fortune tellers. When they acquire a new Ouija board as part of their business, they awaken a dark spirit that connects itself with Doris, and all hell breaks loose.

            So, where do I stand on the prequel to what I consider to be Platinum Dunes and Hasbro’s worst film? Well…in an ironic turn of events, “Ouija: Origin of Evil” is not only better than the first one, it’s also one of the year’s best horror films. It kind of makes me imagine that Mike Flanagan stormed into the studio office and told them, “let me show you bastards how to make an ACTUAL horror film,” and did just that.

            For starters, the film doesn’t exploit itself to the jump-scares, as opposed the first film where they overused them every two to three minutes. “Origin of Evil” actually takes the time to let the unsettling atmosphere and the building suspense put you on the edge of your seat. And whenever you do see something scary happen on screen, it isn’t framed in a way where you’re predicting something to pop up and scare you, but rather has a creepy image in the corner of the frame, just slightly behind a character. I truly applaud Flanagan for reminding us that there are still proper horror directors being brought into the new age.

            With the film taking place in the 1960’s, Flanagan goes all out to make this appear as much like a 60’s horror flick as much as possible. Not just in the costume design, sets, and music, but down to the use of the old Universal logo, the title card, and even adding in reel changes, with the cigarette burns in the corner that pops up occasionally. Sure, it doesn’t always keep that way, with some scenes adding in CGI and it looking like it was shot digitally, but aside from that, it still keeps it intact. It really impresses me how Flanagan took what was originally a cash-grab, and turned it into a love letter to 60’s filmmaking.

            Not only that, but the biggest accomplishment that Flanagan and Howard did was they fixed the storytelling problems that I had with the previous film. They actually gave proper explanations as to why the mother’s spirit was attack the kids in the first film, and how Lina telling the kids that releasing Doris would be a good thing, when all it did was make everything worse. Not going to say what she does exactly, but it is really satisfying to have SOME kind of explanation for it all.

            I also have to applaud the cast for their work in this film as well. Annalise Basso as Lina and Elizabeth Reaser as her mother Alice do a great job working off of each other. The two may have their fights, frustrated by either a failing business or grieving still about the loss of their father/husband, but they still manage to pull themselves together for the sake of the greater good, even if it may not be the result they want. At the end of the day, they still try to keep their family bond strong, and both actresses succeed at making us feel that. Other cast members like Henry Thomas as Father Tom, Parker Mack as Lina’s boyfriend, and even an appearance by Doug Jones as the entity that possesses Doris, all do a great job adding to the film’s narrative.

            Speaking of Doris, I was really impressed with Lulu Wilson in this film. For a child actress in a horror film, she really steals the show. The way she transitions from such a darling child to Damien from “The Omen” is very unsettling. And luckily, it slowly builds with the film, instead of it being a quick multiple personality disorder. It’s kind of like Jeff Goldblum in “The Fly,” only…well, you know what I mean.

            Does the film have any drawbacks? Yeah, it does. While it may not exploit the jump-scares, there are at least one or two times it did it, but that was about it. And like I said, the moments when it does occasionally use CGI, where you see Doug Jones as the entity, does take you out of the 1960’s feel the movie was doing so well with. That, and the effect was reminding me quite a bit of “Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension,” with Toby the demon looking like a gooey symbiote mess. Aside from that, there’s not much else I didn’t like about the film.

            Overall, I was surprisingly impressed with “Ouija: Origin of Evil.” After this, “Oculus,” and “Hush,” Mike Flanagan has a good future set for him in the world of horror films. If you get a chance, definitely give this film a watch, and be in for a treat. For once, I can say with full confidence that Platinum Dunes made a really damn good film.


9/10

Thursday, October 27, 2016

Suicide Squad (spoilers): 13 Nerdy Nights of Horror Year 3 - Day 11



After the release of “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” hit theaters, it has divided the fans to a greater level than any other comic book movie ever has. Not so much of who they wanted to see win, but rather judging the film overall. Some people think it’s an abomination, while others say that it’s the film that fans love and critics hate. It is true that a majority of critics weren’t pleased with the film, but hey, there are MILLIONS of films that audiences love that critics hate. It’s not that surprising people. As I’ve stated in my review for it earlier this year, I thought the film was alright, but I understand where the hatred of it stems from. The one major complaint that I’ve heard about with the film is that the tone was just too dreary for a film featuring The World’s Finest. Of course, tone is extremely subjective, and if you can’t get used to it, then there’s no way to enjoy it.

            Because of the severe backlash that it got, as well as cowering in defeat at losing to “Deadpool” at the domestic box office, Warner Bros. called for reshoots with more light-hearted moments to be added to their next film, “Suicide Squad.” Considering that the release date of this film was not too far away when the reshoots were called for, you can probably imagine that some bit of panic was put upon the people who were making this film. After all, they were already airing test screenings by the time they announced reshoots, and people were praising the first cut they saw, before telling us the further cuts weren’t as good. However, since they had David Ayer helming the movie, I still remained optimistic about the film.

            After the events of “Dawn of Justice,” the government is looking at whatever possible defenses they can resort to, in case they have to deal with a Superman-like being that could put them in peril. Such a peril comes in the form of June Moone, an archaeologist who is possessed by a spirit known as the Enchantress, who plans on laying waste to Midway City and turning its inhabitance into her monstrous slaves. In response to this, Amanda Waller suggests recruiting a group of criminals to work under the government, in exchange for perks of their choosing. So now it’s up to some of the worst of the worst and some mercenaries to take on this devastating threat.

            When critical reviews for this film were released, fans were outraged at how a lot of professional movie reviewers were upset that their opinion was negative towards a movie that at the time hadn’t even come out yet. This got so out of control, that a petition was created to shut down “Rotten Tomatoes,” because they were believed to be bias against DC…or maybe it’s because some fanboys are so thin-skinned, that they can’t accept the fact that a majority of people didn’t like their piece of shit movie.

            Yeah, I’m not beating around the bush here people. “Suicide Squad” was a giant clusterfuck of a movie, even more so than “Batman v Superman!” And to all those who are going to argue back with, “oh, but there's a director's cut,” can it! David Ayer had said that his director’s cut was what we saw in theaters, so he clarified that we were supposed to be satisfied with that version. Well, guess what David? I was NOT satisfied.

            To really go in depth on why makes this film such a complete pain to sit through, much like “Maleficent,” I’ll be going through the things that truly aggravate me the most about this film.

#5) The film is trying too hard to be like “Guardians of the Galaxy” – When you look at the film, simply through one or two trailers alone, you can easily tell that this was supposed to be DC’s answer to Marvel’s “Guardians of the Galaxy.” A team of misfit criminals tasked with saving the world, in a zany fun blockbuster fashion, all while learning to grow attached to each other as a team. It doesn’t really work, however. You see, with “Guardians of the Galaxy,” that took over the course of a few days, and the team’s motivation wasn't originally to save the world at all, but just to get out of prison and sell off the infinity stone they found. It was only from finding out what the thing could really do, and getting their asses handed by Ronan, that they needed to learn how to be a team and save the day. With “Suicide Squad,” it was “stop a witch and monsters, get rewarded, or you all die” in the span of one night. It doesn’t really have the same kind of impact or believability as “Guardians” did. That, and the music cues, while good choices, didn’t add much to the film. At least with “Guardians,” the songs had a purpose for being showcased in the film, because we established that the mix tape that Starlord had was one of the things he had to remember his mother by. Why does “Suicide Squad” have these songs? …’cuz can. Also, fuck you for not using Bohemian Rhapsody to it's best potential, like you did with the trailer. But going back to what I said earlier on this being within one night…

#4) The storytelling narrative is HORRIBLE – I kid you not, the way this film is paced and edited is absolutely atrocious! After hearing the news about how this film had to do a few reshoots and extra scenes, it really shows that. Remember how I said that “X-Men: Apocalypse” had some tonal problems when trying to add humor? Yeah, this was like that, only much worse. Not only do the tonal shifts really take you out of the mood, but it feels so forced, and that got really distracting. It’s nothing but a failed attempt at trying to balance a hard edge with comedy, something that films like “Deadpool” and “Kingsman: The Secret Service” did so much better. It also feels like some scenes got cut for time that were part of the crucial plot, like when Harley falls onto a rooftop from a helicopter, and then in the next scene, she’s on top of a car near the building she was escaping from. What?! And at the near end, El Diablo makes a comment about how the squad is his new family, despite only having ONE scene of them getting along, and that was the bar scene. You people barely have any chemistry with one another!

#3) The Enchantress is a god awful villain – Look…I love Cara Delevingne. I really enjoyed her in “Paper Towns,” and I do believe she has strong potential to do great things…but as the Enchantress, she just sucked. Not once did I buy into her as an architect possessed by evil, or as an evil witch queen bent on world domination. Her character arc is so thin and nonsensical, that it doesn’t make me care for what happens to this character whatsoever. Her plan is also the same recycled “vortex of doom in the city, that will unleash evil and destroy the land of the living” cliché that we’ve seen before, and it’s really starting to become tiresome. Hell, the whole plot point of trying to get her heart back so she can be unbound doesn’t make any sense. One minute, she’s needs her heart so she isn’t under restriction and be all powerful, but after her brother does something to make her immune, she’s fine…and then at the end, her heart is destroyed and that completely stops the Enchantress. PICK SOMETHING AND STICK TO IT! Also, what the hell was up with her dancing during the climax? It…ju…what the fuck was that?!

#2) The Joker was completely pointless – Throughout all of the advertising and interviews going about this film, they were building up that the Joker was going to play a big role in this film, and that it was going to be quite chaotic. I was a bit skeptical about Jared Leto being cast as the Clown Prince of Crime, but considering this was a guy who really disappears into his characters, I was interested to see what he would bring. And to his credit, he does a really damn good job as the Joker…for all of 10 minutes he’s there. That’s right…all that hype, all those interviews about how he terrorized the cast, how he completely went nuts both on and off set…and he’s only in the movie for 10 minutes? Hell, those 10 minutes don’t even amount to anything that happens in the story, aside from giving Harley’s backstory. I mean, give Doomsday in “Dawn of Justice” some credit, at least he was built up throughout the film! Apparently, there was some discussion on how they had to cut down Joker’s screen time, in order to keep the film at a PG-13. But again, why would that be a problem? Considering “Deadpool” outgrossed “Dawn of Justice” at the domestic box office, you could have really shown some true balls here and embrace that dark edge that you guys were going for! Also, despite Leto giving it his all in this performance, the film didn’t do Joker and Harley’s relationship right, because Joker spends his screen time trying to get Harley back. Newsflash: Joker doesn’t give a shit about Harley! He only sees her as just another one of his goons…an obsessed, smart, and very good looking one that can kick ass, but a servant none the less. It’s an abusive relationship, but Harley’s so crazy about the Joker, that she doesn’t care as long as she gets to be with him. If anything, it should have been Harley trying to break Joker out of prison, not the other way around!...which brings me to my final complaint about the film…

#1) Harley Quinn – This is the character that everyone was looking forward to seeing finally adapted into live action, including myself. However, this to me was the biggest offense. If you know me, then you know that I’m not a comic book reader. I’ve read a few comics, but not enough to consider myself a reader or fan. But whether I was or wasn’t, I still found what they did with Harley Quinn to be completely asinine. Harley Quinn has been a character that was so enjoyable to watch, whether it’d be on any of the shows in Bruce Timm’s DC Animated Universe, where she originated, or in the “Batman: Arkham Series.” Someone who was started out as by-the-books follower, but went insane when she got that taste for freedom, in the form of villainy. She was someone who always had a wide array of causing havoc among the crowd, whether it was for the Joker or for fun with Poison Ivy. However, “Suicide Squad” doesn’t give us the Harley that we know and love. She barely has any weapons, her costume looks cheap and childish, and she never really came off as insane. Not only that, but she served no purpose to the entire film! Think about it: what was something useful that Harley Quinn did to help out throughout the entire film? …yeah, that’s what I thought. And the sad part is Margot Robbie was a really damn good choice to play Harley. When I saw “The Wolf of Wall Street” and heard that the model/wife of Jordan Belfort was going to be Harley Quinn, I was absolutely for that choice. But when I saw her in this movie, I didn’t see Harley Quinn at all. It just looked like that head cheerleader in high school, dressed up as one sentence synopsis of Harley, from her nerdy friend. This is supposed to be the best representation we get?! That’s pathetic!!

            So with everything that I’ve said, does the film have any merit to it? Well, the best thing I can say is the production design does look impressive and some characters like Deadshot and Killer Croc do look cool. As for the cast, I thought they all did fine. Viola Davis as Amanda Waller was a good choice, and it was nice to see this actress portray another authority type, like she did in “Ender’s Game.” And like I said, I thought Jared Leto, with what little screen time he had, was giving a very unique take on the Joker that felt fresh. He may not be as scary as Heath Ledger, or as funny as Jack Nicholson or Caesar Romero, or as all the above as Mark Hamill, but he was a welcome edition. As for the Suicide Squad themselves, they did fine. Will Smith, Jay Hernandez, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Karen Fukuhara, and even Jai Courtney, all did fine with what they were given. It’s just a shame that their efforts all had to be wasted on a film that didn’t give them much to work with.

            Overall, “Suicide Squad” easily takes the spot of being the biggest disappointment of 2016, and it’s definitely going to make my worst of the year list for sure. I really wanted to like this movie so badly. I had high hopes that this would be the saving grace for the DCEU, telling audiences that this film would bring serious competition over Marvel and Disney…sadly, that’s not going to happen. And I’m going to make this comment now…if “Wonder Woman” isn’t good, I will not watch “Justice League” next year.


Rating: 1/10