Tuesday, October 4, 2016

The 5th Wave: 13 Nerdy Nights of Horror Year 3 - Day 3



            As “The Hunger Games” ends, “Divergent” franchises continue on (barely at this point), "The Maze Runner" put on hold, and the world of “Harry Potter” await their return to theaters in November, another YA series tries to rear its ugly head and grab whatever cash comes closest to the sewer lid. That series was none other than “The 5th Wave.”

            In a time not far from our own, an alien race begins its invasion on the human race, slowly but surely lowering their defenses, and inhabiting their bodies as their own. Cassie Sullivan, a survivor of the attacks, goes on a hunt for one of the bases, in hopes of rescuing her little brother.

            Question: does this plot sound vaguely familiar? An alien race invading humanity and inhabiting their bodies? Yeah, that’s because this film is a complete rip-off of “Invasion of the Body Snatchers,” disguised as a YA adaptation…just three years after “The Host,” ANOTHER “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” rip-off that came out three years ago. Now, I’ve made my stance with rip-offs pretty clear, so how did this one fair out? Well, pretty bad, obviously.

            The movie has such a slow and broken pace, you could have sworn that someone had stitched together four completely different movies into one. At one point, it’s an apocalyptic survivor film, then it becomes “Divergent,” then it’s “The Maze Runner,” and then you realize this is a fucking mess of a movie. It’s so confusing to figure out what this film is trying to be, that it really soils any kind of enjoyment to be had with whatever merit this film may have.

            The action scenes are also very dull and you can barely see anything that’s happening, especially when most of them are in the dark. Plus, with what little development there is with any of these characters, we can’t find any sympathy in them, aside from the main character.

            Is there any merit? Yeah, there is. Chloe Grace Moretz does a good job, playing a survivor that wants to get her brother back, especially since he’s the only family she has left. You do feel that sense of desperation she has in her character as she treads through her journey. Same for some of the other young cast members like Tony Revolori, Nick Robinson, Talitha Bateman, Nadji Jeter, and Maika Monroe. They do try to make the best of this, but with how little material they’re given, it doesn’t give them room to shine.

            The rest of the cast, however, is so dull. Ron Livingston and Maggie Siff as the parents were useless, Maria Bello was…there, and Liev Schreiber as the villain was easily the worst part about this movie. I mean, as Ray Donovan and Sabertooth, Schreiber is a fucking badass, but as this guy, it left no impression on me. This character and performance are so generic, so uninteresting, that it didn’t really need to be Liev Schreiber playing him. You could have had anybody play this character, even Jai Courtney, and it wouldn’t have made a difference.

            The film was co-written by Akiva Goldsman, which should give you an indication on how this film would turn out. Yes, he did write “A Beautiful Mind,” “Cinderella Man,” and “The Da Vinci Code,” but don’t forget that he wrote the Joel Schumacher Batman films too. As for the director of this film, J Blakeson, he needs to find better scripts to direct.

            Overall, “The 5th Wave” was just another failed attempt at adapting a YA series, and much like “The Host,” was just a shitty rip-off of “Invasion of the Body Snatchers.” Aside from the young actors doing their best, it just makes me wish their talents were put to use in a much better film. And rest assure, this will be on my worst of the year list.


Rating: 2/10

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